What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Unexpected Nova Just Appeared In The Night Sky – And You Can See It With The Naked Eye - IFLScience

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

This ‘smoke’ ring was formed by one of the biggest creatures on Earth. Scientists say it has never been documented before - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Blocking Brain Inflammation Molecule May Halt Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Sarah Michelle Gellar Wants to 'Bring Back Everyone' in the New Buffy - Variety

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Finals Film Study: Thunder offense vs. Pacers' defense - NBA

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

What is your best gay fantasy?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Stress hormones: Why quick fixes won't lower our cortisol levels - BBC

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Engineers turn toxic ancient tomb fungus into anti-cancer drug - Phys.org

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

No way

The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - MSN